Mini USB Massager Vibrating Soother for Eyes Protection and Stress Releasing

This USB device ought to get a few laughs out of your buddies!! Claiming to provide relief to your eyes though a massaging and vibration action...

Description:
•This is about a small USB Massager that will help you relax and loosen the eyes' muscle tensions.
•You can use Mini USB Massager to massage the eyes around when plug into any USB port.
•Can help peple to get rid of tiredness and relieve stress around eyes.
•Eyes Massager is USB bus powered, no external adapter needed.
•Cable length: 95cm(not extended)
•Size of massager: L5.5 x 3.0cm(distance between two vibrating contacts)
•Weight: 23g

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